"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


About

My parent's titled me Brydon. There's no point to a website unless it has an about page so here we are. I need to know about the person putting this garbage online. Why do they think anyone cares? What compels an individual to such verbosity? It's a disease, a fixation. Oh wait, that's you I'm explaining not me. Ok, back to me...
  • Deceptively large head.
  • Persistent, course, black spider hair on my back.
  • Still scared of wetting my bed.
  • Thin pretty feet.
Send me email at
Or if you're annoying, be honest with yourself, you can email me at brydon@papernapkin.net.

thanks, brydon