"I have new
shoes
, they are
blue
and
fast
.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of
Turple
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Friday Sep 22, 2006
This is It.
Thursday Jul 13, 2006
nobody has any money
Sunday Jun 4, 2006
paycheque
Thursday May 11, 2006
New Feed and Merch Pimping
Tuesday May 9, 2006
speedo's and birth control
Thursday Mar 16, 2006
Cable Sucks
Tuesday Mar 14, 2006
Digital Tether
Friday Mar 10, 2006
Common Sense
Saturday Feb 25, 2006
Time Travel
Thursday Feb 16, 2006
Bit Lessons
Monday Feb 13, 2006
Crappy Jobs
Monday Jan 30, 2006
Sausage Fingers
Wednesday Jan 11, 2006
preacher boy
Monday Nov 14, 2005
The wait is OVER
Monday Oct 31, 2005
bad pictures
Tuesday Oct 18, 2005
Panhandling
Thursday Sep 29, 2005
computer's feeling insecure
Wednesday Sep 14, 2005
Familyless
Thursday Aug 25, 2005
Working
Monday Aug 22, 2005
writing on the interweb
Thursday Aug 4, 2005
pimp my pimp
Friday Jul 22, 2005
Doing My Part
Thursday Jul 14, 2005
Today's Theme Song
Friday Jul 8, 2005
out of work clowns
Wednesday Jul 6, 2005
Shooting Messengers
Wednesday Jun 29, 2005
All You Can Be
Monday Jun 27, 2005
hillside
Thursday Jun 23, 2005
not your style
Tuesday Jun 14, 2005
sorry
Thursday Jun 2, 2005
Ocean's 11 not bad
Friday May 27, 2005
Dancer II
Friday May 27, 2005
Dancer
Friday May 27, 2005
something you'll only get if you live in guelph
Thursday May 19, 2005
Home
Thursday May 12, 2005
Recreate the World
Monday May 9, 2005
Crappy Pants
Friday May 6, 2005
New Letters
Monday May 2, 2005
Same thing only different
Monday May 2, 2005
A brand new day
Friday Apr 29, 2005
real world
Thursday Apr 28, 2005
Sellout II
Thursday Apr 28, 2005
Get on bored
Monday Apr 25, 2005
Sellout
Monday Apr 25, 2005
Done
Friday Apr 22, 2005
Lonely
Friday Apr 22, 2005
overhearing horny elbows
Wednesday Apr 20, 2005
ping
Friday Apr 15, 2005
Fitting in with the boys Part II
Friday Apr 15, 2005
Working At Home
Wednesday Apr 13, 2005
Fitting in with the boys
Tuesday Apr 12, 2005
My Second Attempt to Run For Office, with Bono
Monday Apr 11, 2005
Serious facial hair
Monday Apr 11, 2005
What I've learned about titles so far
Friday Apr 8, 2005
How to be a dick
Tuesday Apr 5, 2005
Big bottle of creemore
Friday Apr 1, 2005
only about the telling
Friday Apr 1, 2005
An Overly Boring View of 1968
Wednesday Mar 30, 2005
Stupid Labels
Wednesday Mar 23, 2005
Yellow Smells
Tuesday Mar 22, 2005
My First Attempt to Run For Office
Friday Mar 18, 2005
shhmokes....
Thursday Mar 17, 2005
Silence
Friday Mar 11, 2005
managing expectations
Thursday Mar 10, 2005
serial killer
Tuesday Mar 8, 2005
2 kid devices
Friday Mar 4, 2005
tattoo's and teeth rebuttal
Friday Mar 4, 2005
tattoo's and teeth
Wednesday Mar 2, 2005
lockout sex
Tuesday Mar 1, 2005
Eating with my gun
Wednesday Feb 23, 2005
You aren't leaving without me
Thursday Feb 17, 2005
automatic technology
Wednesday Feb 16, 2005
trees with a sense of humour
Tuesday Feb 15, 2005
the juice
Friday Feb 11, 2005
shameless chooch shot
Friday Feb 11, 2005
cars in a pool
Friday Feb 11, 2005
Staples and pens
Tuesday Feb 8, 2005
pen and paper
Monday Feb 7, 2005
RRSP Season
Thursday Feb 3, 2005
I love you
Thursday Jan 27, 2005
Slacker
Monday Jan 24, 2005
Chainmail's Cool
Friday Jan 21, 2005
Cut
Friday Jan 21, 2005
Lowbrow Locker Room Humour
Tuesday Jan 18, 2005
Group Hugs
Monday Jan 17, 2005
kidding
Friday Jan 14, 2005
crap
Monday Jan 10, 2005
Binge
Friday Jan 7, 2005
Skydiver and a Friday Survey
Friday Jan 7, 2005
Track Pants
Thursday Jan 6, 2005
Orange Chest Hair
Thursday Jan 6, 2005
The Hair Talk
Thursday Jan 6, 2005
Cage
Wednesday Jan 5, 2005
Win?
Tuesday Jan 4, 2005
Carleton Cup
Monday Jan 3, 2005
Christmas and doritos
Monday Jan 3, 2005
Boring
Friday Dec 31, 2004
New Year
Tuesday Dec 28, 2004
Clotheslines
Saturday Dec 25, 2004
Happy Holly Daze
Friday Dec 24, 2004
The Juice
Friday Dec 24, 2004
Spam Poetry
Thursday Dec 23, 2004
Santa's bullshit response
Thursday Dec 23, 2004
My Santa List
Thursday Dec 23, 2004
The L
Thursday Dec 23, 2004
Baby Talk
Wednesday Dec 22, 2004
Lessons From Maya
Wednesday Dec 22, 2004
Tim's Clones
Tuesday Dec 21, 2004
Reeling Up The Hose
Monday Dec 20, 2004
The Real Olympics
Friday Dec 17, 2004
Friday Links vs Great Christmas Gifts
Friday Dec 17, 2004
The Appendage
Friday Dec 17, 2004
Kooky Spelling Advice
Thursday Dec 16, 2004
Movie Opinions
Wednesday Dec 15, 2004
Reality TV Filler Post
Tuesday Dec 14, 2004
From the Mouths of Babes?
Friday Dec 10, 2004
Friday Clickity Clicks
Friday Dec 10, 2004
The Power of Maybe
Friday Dec 10, 2004
You/Me
Thursday Dec 9, 2004
Mouthy Business Ideas
Wednesday Dec 8, 2004
Communicating
Tuesday Dec 7, 2004
Passwords
Monday Dec 6, 2004
Caffeine?
Monday Dec 6, 2004
Routine
Friday Dec 3, 2004
Brought to you by the letter "J"
Friday Dec 3, 2004
Dad
Thursday Dec 2, 2004
Shopping Scam Uncovered
Wednesday Dec 1, 2004
Difficult
Wednesday Dec 1, 2004
Onesy
Monday Nov 29, 2004
Chooch Teachings
Monday Nov 29, 2004
Our Relationship
Friday Nov 26, 2004
Farewell
Friday Nov 26, 2004
Ode To Booze
Thursday Nov 25, 2004
Dentist For a Day
Wednesday Nov 24, 2004
Movement Entertainment Devices
Wednesday Nov 24, 2004
The Blank Page
Tuesday Nov 23, 2004
Regrets
Monday Nov 22, 2004
Lemons
Monday Nov 22, 2004
Thief
Wednesday Nov 17, 2004
Reality TV
Friday Nov 12, 2004
Smug Feedback (Revisited)
Friday Nov 12, 2004
Chooch's Cold Hard Stare
Thursday Nov 11, 2004
Poppies
Thursday Nov 11, 2004
Comedy With No Audience
Wednesday Nov 10, 2004
Visionary Philosopher
Tuesday Nov 9, 2004
Comedic Street Genius
Monday Nov 8, 2004
Chooch's growth
Friday Nov 5, 2004
Conversation Translations
Friday Nov 5, 2004
Egos and Appearances
Thursday Nov 4, 2004
Caller Id Screening
Wednesday Nov 3, 2004
My First Ebay Purchase
Monday Nov 1, 2004
Smug Feedback
Sunday Oct 31, 2004
Halloween Costume
Friday Oct 29, 2004
Old Hollow Eve
Friday Oct 29, 2004
Alcoholism's Funny
Wednesday Oct 27, 2004
Taking Action
Monday Oct 25, 2004
Stress and Urinals
Friday Oct 22, 2004
Tastebuds
Friday Oct 22, 2004
A Paranoid Business Plan
Wednesday Oct 20, 2004
Lessons in Conversing
Tuesday Oct 19, 2004
Random Hug Attempts
Monday Oct 18, 2004
Accomplishments
Friday Oct 15, 2004
Worried About The Media?
Thursday Oct 14, 2004
I'm Not As Funny As You Think I Am
Tuesday Oct 12, 2004
Best Behaviour
Friday Oct 8, 2004
Employee Training Manual Updates
Thursday Oct 7, 2004
Excellent Customer Service
Wednesday Oct 6, 2004
NHL Lockout And Personal Safety
Wednesday Oct 6, 2004
Show Your Brain
Tuesday Oct 5, 2004
Smell Test
Tuesday Oct 5, 2004
Shopping Wisdom
Monday Oct 4, 2004
Piece Of Meat Filler Post
Friday Oct 1, 2004
Beauty In Spam?
Friday Oct 1, 2004
Legal Action Against Nature
Thursday Sep 30, 2004
Clearing My Throat?
Wednesday Sep 29, 2004
Gossip, The Key to Being Heard
Tuesday Sep 28, 2004
$393.75 Worth Of Filler Material
Monday Sep 27, 2004
Biology Lesson
Friday Sep 24, 2004
Lonely Loser No More
Thursday Sep 23, 2004
Salt Grains
Wednesday Sep 22, 2004
The Chooch's Heeead
Wednesday Sep 22, 2004
Anatomy Lesson
Tuesday Sep 14, 2004
Construction Brydon
Monday Sep 13, 2004
Another Prank Only I Like
Monday Sep 13, 2004
Ear Filters
Friday Sep 3, 2004
A Prank Apparently Only Funny To Me
Friday Sep 3, 2004
Word Association: Buckwheat
Thursday Sep 2, 2004
Another Self-Important Loser Starts a Blog
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