"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


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I have no idea if this happens with all kids but it's bizarre. The chooch now hides when he craps. Apparently this is fairly common. Today he wedged himself behind a speaker and almost got completely behind the giant armoire thingy that houses the tv and stereo.

I don't know what else to say but I thought you should know.

"chooch needs his diaper changed."

"really, how do you know?"

"cause he's crammed in behind the speakers."



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