"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


Orange Chest Hair

"Is your chest hair orange?"

"What? No."

"It is to. Did you finish that whole bag of dorito's?"

I'm just kidding, cripes. As if I have chest hair.



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