I love you

So I haven't written anything here in a few days. I'd kinda come to the conclusion that no one actually read this junk. Only a few human's ever admitted to having read anything here so I assumed those hit things in the log were just robots or spiders. Speaking of which, isn't it cool that robots and spiders have found something in common? They come from such different worlds and yet the internet has brought them together. I feel a musical coming on. Or at least a family guy episode.

Sorry, I'm easily thrown off topic with spiders or robots but the combination is ruthless. Anyway I honestly didn't think anyone read or wanted to read this stuff so I haven't felt compelled to write anything. Since then I've received the odd encouraging email, okay one encouraging email but I'm a very needy person so it doesn't take much, so I'm maybe sort of going to try to write some stuff. It'll probably be about as great as what I just wrote here. 14 lashes.