"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


automatic technology

Two lines from a recent email:

"they will initiate an automated transfer request"

"I will say 'yes' and the domain will be automatically transfered to you"

Only after reading this email did I begin to recognize how automatic life is.

"I will push the mower and the lawn will automatically be cut"

"I will press the keys and the email will automatically be sent"

"I will swallow the bite and I will automatically be fed"

I could automatically keep this up all day.



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