I keep overhearing people blathering on about how our hospitals are going to be filled to the brim with pregnant ladies come this spring. This grand manifestation of newborns is, of course, all due to the NHL lockout.
"Well they have to do something with all that time....ha ha...chuckle chuckle..."
Should I read anything into the fact that it's always lonely looking heavy set women saying this, call it wishful thinking?
I don't hear any of the women married to us hockey watching couch potatoes suggesting that they're at home making like minks now that Wayne or Mario aren't around. Like the only thing keeping the married couples from copulating is that 3 hours of puck watching while sitting on the couch eating dorito's off their chests.
"Well we would have another child if it wasn't for that Mr. Maclean and his purple sidekick!!"