"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


2 kid devices

I caught myself mumbling to myself this morning at 4am, "2's a good number, what's wrong with 2? 2's a good number", as the chooch wailed, whined, and flabergasted in the other room.

Sleep total last night? Four of five hours which is great for a 6 month old. Unfortunately the chooch turned two last month. Two, it's a good number.



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