As you know, from reading what's written here with the intensity and focus of a fear factor couples contestant, I grew some facial hair last year. I was doing some home renovations at the time, have you ever tried to wield an estwing framing hammer or a sawsall with a cleanly shaven face? It's like playing tackle football in pink panties, I think.
Anyway, it's amazing what you can find on this computerWeb deal. Some people take their facial hair WAY too seriously. Cripes, lighten up pally...
Who is this follicular freak?
Those unnerving images are burned on my mind's eye.
I'll bet he has hairy elbows.
Or horny elbows.
Or both.