"I have new shoes, they are blue and fast.
When I wear them, I can fly like a goddamned reindeer."
In loving memory of Turple


pimp my pimp

With my family away recently I actually watched some TV and was blessed enough to catch a brilliant show called pimp my ride. Oh, hang on, this is the internet, give me a second and let's do that again with a little magic known as a link.

With my family away recently I actually watched some TV and was blessed enough to catch a brilliant show called pimp my ride. That gave me something I had forgotten I was capable of having, an idea. I'm in the process of developing a new reality show called pimp my pimp. You can call the show and ask them to pimp out your low-rent weak styled pimp. Is there anything worse than being too embarrassed to introduce your pimp to your friends and family.



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