fbs July: Call me golden rod ---------------------------------------------------------------- The latest from http://fastBlueShoes.com July Update: Call me golden rod ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. A Boy Named Golden Rod 2. Crayon Subscription Contest 3. Links ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1. A Boy Named Golden Rod ---------------------------------------------------------------- I've changed my mind about online surveys, and here's what did it http://tinyurl.com/ysq6z "You are a WRCL--Wacky Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you a golden god. People gravitate to you, and you make them feel good. You are smart, charismatic, and interesting. You may be too sensitive to others reactions, especially criticism. Your self-opinion and mood depends greatly on those around you. You think fast and have a smart mouth, is a hoot to your friends and razorwire to your enemies. You hold a grudge like a brass ring. You crackle. Although you have a leader's personality, you often choose not to lead, as leaders stray too far from their audience. You probably weren't very popular in high school--the joke's on them! You may be a rock star" A golden god, did you read that? It called me a golden god. How could 20 questions ever be wrong? I'm in love and her name is 20 Questions to a Better Personality. This is the nicest thing an online survey, or human, has ever said to me. This does, however, raise a few questions. If this is true, which I have to believe it is for what remains of my wafer-thin sanity, why the hell aren't you people gravitating to me? Ok fine, it was just pointed out that this level of gloating may be in direct contrast to true golden god behaviour. Hey! Careful, in case you weren't paying attention I "hold a grudge like a brass ring". At least it's wasn't some stupid horoscope that named me golden rod, those lame things match anyone. While I'm not on any topic, can someone let me know if I should put a stop to these emails? They seem like ass to me but to be honest it's like spitting down a well, no echo, no nothing. I have no proof these things go to anyone but me. I think I'm desperate for something but remember I "may be too sensitive to others reactions, especially criticism", not to mention I wasn't "very popular in high school". Please don't ask me what my goals are with these emails because someone already tried that angle and it just plain hurts. ---------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Crayon Subscription Contest ---------------------------------------------------------------- In a sad attempt to get more people to receive these even sadder emails, I'm running the first of many crazy contests. I recently picked up a box of 64 colourful crayons at the dollar store near my work. For every new person who subscribes to this email list between now and August 31, 2004, I will give one of those crayons to my boy Evan. Come on folks, let's get him all 64 of those crayons. Is it so much to ask? Get yer mom to sign up here: http://fastblueshoes.com/email ---------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Links ---------------------------------------------------------------- For you eye of the tiger fans.... http://www.jengajam.com/r/Glen-Starbucks Man I love this town... http://tinyurl.com/5r63n For all those concerned, he's alive and fully recovered... http://you.fastblueshoes.com/gallery/2004-03-06/DSC01094 If you're one of those ween haters... http://tinyurl.com/5vqv3 -- To hurt my feelings by unsubscribing from fastBlueShoes, just click the click http://www.fastblueshoes.com/dada/mail.cgi?f=u&l=fbs&e=[email]&p=[pin] or copy and paste the address into your browser. thanks, brydon b@fastblueshoes.com